Here is A Funny Story (608)

["lowloans@nfmail.com" <lowloans@nfmail.com>]

This works if YOU PUT IT TO WORK!
I just mailed out 400,000 - you can too!  Read on and
CASH IN!!  It's easy, legal and profitable!

Please follow the instructions of this letter very carefully,

Follow these simple instructions exactly and in less
that three months you will receive over $800,000.00.

A) Mail a $1 bill (wrapped in a piece of blank paper) to each
of the seven names below. Include a note (typed or handwritten
saying "Please add me to your mailing list" ( this makes it all legal)
and include your name and mailing address. You MUST include
this note for this to be legal.


1.  L. Jenkins, 3303 Cumberland Dr., Missouri City, TX 77459 
2.  M.L. Potzer, RR#1 Box #1981, Berwick, PA 18603 
3.  D. Shattuck, 2000 N.E. 259th Street, Ridgefield, WA 98642 
4.  M. Carrig, P.O. Box 1093, Cutchogue, NY 11935 
5.  G. Hopkins, P.O. Box #1, Lamai, Koh Samui, THAILAND 84310 
6.  D. Boggs, PMB 222 2443 Fillmore St., San Francisco, CA 94115 
7.  D. Haley, P.O. Box 13, Saint Landry, LA 71367 

B) Remove the name next to #1 at the top of the list and
move the rest of the names up one position. Then place your
name in the #7 spot. This is done by saving this to a file and
the entering your information on line #7. Be very careful when
you type the addresses and be sure to proof read them.

C) When you have completed the above instructions you have
an option of mailing your new letter in two ways. 1) Through US
Postal Service or 2) through e-mail. This letter has been proven
perfectly legal for both ways as long as you follow the above
instructions, because you're purchasing membership in our
exclusive mailing list. To mail this out over the internet, you
could browse through areas and find people to send this to
all the time. All you have to do is cut and paste e-mail addresses
whenever you are on the internet. Or you can use a Mass E-mail
Network, like I did, to mail your letter in large volumes for you.

I highly recommend this method!!

Contact this E-mail Company now. They have the lowest
rates on the net and they are fast, provide effective results and give
excellent service. They are running a special for $99.00 per
150,000 mailings and if you order by Sept. 18th, they are giving away
an extra 50,000 mailings free. The number is 415-505-3025.  They
will give you the specifics on the procedure.  Also, You can send out
Half a Million for only $225.  Order Now!

Send this letter to thousands, even millions. This will bring you
big payoffs!

***Keep in mind there is no limit to the amount of names you could
send out. The more names you send, the more money you will
make. We strongly encourage you to mail this letter to family and
friends as well.

THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS 100% LEGAL!!!
(refer to title 18, section 1302 & 1342 of the U.S. Postal and Lottery
Laws). This program is also legal in Canada.

Assume for example, that you get 7.5% return rate.
My first attempt was about 9.5% and my second was over 11%!

1) When you mail out 200 letters, 15 people will send
out $1.00
2) Those 15 people mail out 200 letters and 225 people
send you $1.00
3) Those 225 mail out 200 letters and 3,375 people
send you $1.00
4) Those 3,375 people mail out 200 letters and 50,625
send you $1.00
5) Those 50,625 people mail out 200 letters and 759,375 people
send you $1.00
6) Those 759,375 people mail out 200 letters and 11,390,625 people
send you $1.00

At this point, your name drops off the list. Think about it.
With only the first six levels, you have received over
$813,615.00!!

Smile all the way to the bank.

****************************************************************************

This message is sent in compliance of the new email bill section 301. Under
Bill S.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this message cannot
be Considered Spam as long as we include the way to be removed. Per Section
301, Paragraph (a)(2)(C) of S. 1618, further transmissions to you by the
sender of this email may be stopped at no cost to you by sending a request
to be removed to - mailto: noloan@nfmail.com. Please type "Remove" in the
subject line. Your request to be removed will be processed within 24 hours.
Please DO NOT Reply to this message if you wish to be removed.

****************************************************************************


***************************
48011